Poll: When you are taking a dump (#2), do you *cough* on purpose just before you pinch one off... PLOP!?

look man you gotta let that thing ROAR let them know the world is coming to an end! if we analyze this situation using Ayn Rands objectivist thought then we conclude it only matters what YOU want! if they dont wanna hear your plop too bad for those moochers! dont loan anyone toilet paper either or they will become looters